Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Bookmarks
Under the links section on the right is a section titled "recent bookmarks".
From now on when I am browsing the net and I find a site or page that I think people will be interested in I will add it to my bookmarks and tag it as being for the blog.
I have a system set up so that those bookmarks I tag will automatically be added to the new bookmarks section. As new ones are added old ones will be removed.
I highly recommend watching "The Sad Song" video from the Fredo Viola site.
Design your own LEGO kit
http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000333056413/
Monday, August 29, 2005
Do what you will but...
you can have sex with yourself.
Friday, August 26, 2005
Herald Park Tomorrow
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Remember Us?
Matt got fourth place in the Magic tournament in Vancouver on the weekend!
Monday, August 22, 2005
Tuesday Beach day?
GIRLS NIGHT>>>>
At Grand central station (Ang's house), I am off work all day so when ever you want to show up in the afternoon, early evening.
Bring: Movies (chick flicks), games, snacks
probably just do BYOB... because I am too busy to coordinate any alcoholic beverages this week..
We can do what we did for the beach day and get some raspberry vodka and mix it with slushes again... those were GOOD!!!!
You can all crash here.. if you need to... NO Drinking and driving!! We can see if some of the guy's will drive you home too!! Isaac will be home from work at 6am and will need his couch though.
From here on, let women kill their own spiders
From time to time, I receive letters from a certain group of individuals that I will describe, for want of a better term, as ''women.'' I have such a letter here, from a Susie Walker, of North Augusta, S.C., who asks the following question:
'Why do men open a drawer and say, `Where is the spatula?' Instead of, you know, looking for it?''
This question expresses a commonly held (by women) negative stereotype about guys of the male gender, which is that they cannot find things around the house, especially things in the kitchen. Many women believe that if you want to hide something from a man, all you have to do is put it in plain sight in the refrigerator, and he will never, ever find it, as evidenced by the fact that a man can open a refrigerator containing 463 pounds of assorted meats, poultry, cold cuts, condiments, vegetables, frozen dinners, snack foods, desserts, etc., and ask, with no irony whatsoever, ``Do we have anything to eat?''
Now, I COULD respond to this stereotype in a snide manner by making generalizations about women. I could ask, for example, how come your average woman prepares for virtually every upcoming event in her life, including dental appointments, by buying new shoes, even if she already owns as many pairs as the entire Riverdance troupe. I could point out that, if there were no women, there would be no such thing as Leonardo DiCaprio. I could ask why a woman would walk up to a perfectly innocent man who is minding his own business watching basketball and demand to know if a certain pair of pants makes her butt look too big, and then, no matter what he answers, get mad at him. I could ask why, according to the best scientific estimates, 93 percent of the nation's severely limited bathroom-storage space is taken up by decades-old, mostly empty tubes labeled ''moisturizer.'' I could point out that, to judge from the covers of countless women's magazines, the two topics most interesting to women are (1) Why men are all disgusting pigs, and (2) How to attract men.
Yes, I could raise these issues in response to the question asked by Susie Walker, of North Augusta, S.C., regarding the man who was asking where the spatula was. I could even ask WHY this particular man might be looking for the spatula. Could it be that he needs a spatula to kill a spider, because, while he was innocently watching basketball and minding his own business, a member of another major gender -- a gender that refuses to personally kill spiders but wants them all dead -- DEMANDED that he kill the spider, which nine times out of 10 turns out to be a male spider that was minding its own business? Do you realize how many men arrive in hospital emergency rooms every year, sometimes still gripping their spatulas, suffering from painful spider-inflicted injuries? I don't have the exact statistics right here, but I bet they are chilling.
As I say, I could raise these issues and resort to the kind of negativity indulged in by Susie Walker, of North Augusta, S.C. But I choose not to. I choose, instead, to address her question seriously, in hopes that, by improving the communication between the genders, all human beings -- both men and women, together -- will come to a better understanding of how dense women can be sometimes.
I say this because there is an excellent reason why a man would open the spatula drawer and, without looking for the spatula, ask where the spatula is: The man does not have TIME to look for the spatula. Why? Because HE IS BUSY THINKING. Men are ALMOST ALWAYS thinking. When you look at a man who appears to be merely scratching himself, rest assured that inside his head, his brain is humming like a high-powered computer, processing millions of pieces of information and producing important insights such as, ``This feels good!''
We should be grateful that men think so much, because over the years they have thought up countless inventions that have made life better for all people, everywhere. The shot clock in basketball is one example. Another one is underwear-eating bacteria. I found out about this thanks to the many alert readers who sent me an article from ''New Scientist'' magazine stating that Russian scientists -- and you KNOW these are guy scientists -- are trying to solve the problem of waste disposal aboard spacecraft, by 'designing a cocktail of bacteria to digest astronauts' cotton and paper underpants.'' Is that great, or what? I am picturing a utopian future wherein, when a man's briefs get dirty, they will simply dissolve from his body, thereby freeing him from the chore of dealing with his soiled underwear via the labor-intensive, time-consuming method he now uses, namely, dropping them on the floor.
I'm not saying that guys have solved all the world's problems. I'm just saying that there ARE solutions out there, and if, instead of harping endlessly about spatulas, we allow guys to use their mental talents to look for these solutions, in time, they will find them. Unless they are in the refrigerator.
Friday, August 19, 2005
JOHNNY& the OooMpa LooMpA's Night
We will be leaving Vernon at 7:15 and be there at 7:45 to get a good spot. Isaac is taking his truck...if you need a ride phone him to see if there is room, we will also be pitching in for gas money. We will be sitting in the box of his truck and on lawn chairs on the ground. Bring Blankets....as the breeze has been getting cool at night. There is a concession there as well, but you can bring popcorn if you want.
Cya tonight... I am off Work at 6pm in Enderby so I will meet everyone there.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
HYPNOTIST TOMORROW NIGHT..
Dean....hope you can come...we need 'someone' from our group to represent us on stage!!
Melissa... it would be so awesome to see you again!!! give us a call if you want to come.
We will probably be leaving vernon at around 6pm.... 6:30 at the latest....so maybe try to be at our house at 6 and if you will be late, let us know so that we don't leave town without you.
WE WILL BE EATING DINNER AT THE PUB>>>IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE LOOKING FOR DINNER SOLUTIONS>>>
Monday, August 15, 2005
Beach Tuesday!!
- Sammi
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Sammi will not be getting sleepy at the pub...
Hypnotist
I can drive some people out, but I have to be in Enderby at 6pm so.. you would be going a little early. And I won't be able to bring you back because I am not off until 8am fri.
Hope to see ya all...!!!!!! it will be sooooo funny!!!!
Thursday, August 11, 2005
I am a thesaurus
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Monday, August 08, 2005
The Secret Life Of Dogs...
click here
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Of course you could always use bugmenot.com if you dont want to create you own account.
Saturday, August 06, 2005
Nothin' Doin'
Friday, August 05, 2005
Even computer geeks think this is too far
Check out the shining advertisement for Microsoft stability in the text.
I'm Coming Home!!!!!
Lindsay
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
More Nintendo Goodness
http://www.penny-arcade.com/pax/VGP_Zelda.wmv
And some classic remakes here. Be sure to check out the awesome Zelda theme.
Monday, August 01, 2005
hi Ho hi Ho, off to the HYPNOTIST we go....
I will be going (have to try and trade my shift, and if I can't then I will be down there with my partner in uniform). Soooo who else wants to come??? The lady at fortunes says it is free and you should be there at 7pm in order to get seats. Gonna be lots of fun!!!!! ESP. if Sammy comes again.... (I mean "comes to the bar!!") :) :) Well let me know and we'll plan the car pooling.