Moe, Larry and Curly are from Mars, Hugh Grant is from Venus

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The first thing you need to understand, Richard, is that men and women do not have the same definition of the term ''a man with a sense of humor.'' To men, it means ''a man who thinks a lot of stuff is funny.'' Whereas to women, it means "a man who talks and looks kind of like Hugh Grant."

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